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AUCKLAND is often the punchline of the joke that it’s best seen in the rear-view mirror, but honestly, that’s only because people are trying to sneak a peek at all the fun they had before zooming away. This vibrant city has more surprises than you think - seriously, you won’t believe what’s hiding around every corner! Let’s start with Mt. Eden, where you can watch the sunrise and feel like you’ve accomplished something before most people have even hit snooze for the third time. The view is so stunning that you’ll forget all about your caffeine addiction… for at least five minutes. Then there's the iconic Sky Tower, perfect for those who enjoy a little vertigo with their breathtaking views. Strolling through the Wynyard Quarter is like stepping into a rom-com, especially if you dramatically toss breadcrumbs to the seagulls, pretending you’re in a pivotal scene. Auckland Museum is a treasure trove of history, and you can unleash your inner archaeologist while marvelling at artifacts - just remember not to touch the “Do Not Touch” signs! With a reputation as the City of Sails, Auckland’s waterfront is stunning, and sailing is practically a rite of passage. Just remember to wear your life jacket and take your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle with you. If retail therapy is your sport, Queen Street is your Olympic arena, where you can shop till you drop - or at least until your credit card starts to sweat. When you need a break from the hustle and bustle, Auckland’s sprawling parks are like a breath of fresh air, a place to convince yourself that you’re not stuck in a concrete jungle but rather a paradise of greenery. And here’s a fun fact: Auckland is built on 48 volcanic cones. That’s right - 48! It’s as if Mother Nature had a clearance sale on volcanoes. Add to that hundreds of stunning beaches and over 35 regional parks, and you’ll find yourself overwhelmed by options. You might spend a lifetime exploring these spots and still struggle to find that perfect picnic area you promised your friends last summer. Auckland may have its quirks and charms, but if you want to uncover the real heart of New Zealand, be ready to venture beyond the city. Just remember to glance in the rear-view mirror one last time - you might spot something fabulous on your way out!
RANGITOTO ISLAND is like New Zealand's very own volcanic celebrity, standing proud just off the coast of Auckland with its iconic symmetrical cone. Formed about 600 years ago, it's the youngest volcano in the Auckland Volcanic Field, which is impressive until you realize it’s still older than most of the tourists visiting! The island is a hiker’s dream, with a summit track that rewards your effort with panoramic views of the Hauraki Gulf - perfect for that ‘I climbed a volcano’ selfie. Just be prepared for the volcanic rock paths that will have you questioning your footwear choices; if your sneakers can handle this, they can handle anything! As you make your way up, keep an eye out for the lush Pōhutukawa trees, known as the "New Zealand Christmas tree" for their bright red flowers that bloom in December. Rangitoto is also home to a unique lava cave system, which is great for explorers but a bit eerie if you’re easily spooked. Bring a flashlight and your best ghost stories, just in case you encounter any “lost souls” looking for their way out! If you’re into birdwatching, Rangitoto is a haven for native birds, including the cheeky Tūī and the elusive Kiwi. Just remember: if you spot a Kiwi, don’t shout or run; they prefer to keep their distance and enjoy their privacy. Feeling hungry after all that adventuring? Pack a picnic but be warned - seagulls here have PhDs in stealing food. The island’s volcanic history is fascinating, and you can even explore the remains of historic baches (holiday homes) that once dotted the landscape. Just imagine the family debates about whether to build a bach on a volcano - “It’ll be fine, what’s the worst that could happen?” With its stunning scenery, unique wildlife, and a healthy dose of adventure, Rangitoto is the perfect spot for a day trip. So grab your hiking boots and prepare for a volcanic experience that’ll leave you saying, “I climbed a mountain, and all I got was this awesome view!”
Welcome to WAIHEKE ISLAND, the place where the vineyards flow like rivers and the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is at the local winery! This little slice of paradise is like the ultimate holiday postcard - if only it came with a bottle of local rosé. You’ll find yourself surrounded by lush hills and stunning beaches, making it the perfect spot for pretending you’re a sun-kissed beach bum. The locals are friendly, and they might even share their secret stash of wine if you ask nicely - just don’t expect them to share their best picnic spots, those are highly classified! You can hop on a bike and explore the island, but fair warning: after a few tastings, pedalling might start to feel like an Olympic sport. Feeling adventurous? Try your hand at zip-lining through the treetops, where you can scream like a kid and hope no one can hear you over the sound of the wind! And if you’re looking for a leisurely afternoon, just lounge on the beach, sipping wine while perfecting your “I’m on vacation” pose for Instagram. Keep an eye out for the local wildlife, especially the cheeky seagulls that seem to think they’re entitled to your lunch. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of dolphins frolicking in the bay - talk about show-offs! Waiheke Island is the perfect blend of relaxation and adventure, where every moment feels like a mini vacation, just with a few more bubbles!
PIHA is one of New Zealand’s most famous beaches, known for its dramatic black sand and the stunning backdrop of the Waitakere Ranges. It’s like Mother Nature decided to throw a beach party and forgot to invite anyone, leaving behind just the breathtaking views and the occasional adventurous surfer! The beach is home to the iconic Lion Rock, which towers over the shore like a friendly guardian. Climbing it is a rite of passage but be prepared: it’s a bit of a workout. You’ll feel like a champion once you reach the top, even if you have to stop for breath halfway up - just pretend it’s part of your strategy! Piha is famous for its powerful waves, making it a hotspot for surfers who crave a challenge. Just remember, if you can’t tell the difference between surfing and getting tossed around like a rag doll, it might be best to stick to sunbathing instead. If you're not one for surfing, the beach is perfect for a good old-fashioned sandcastle competition. Just be ready for the inevitable wave that will come and turn your masterpiece into a pile of wet sand - nature’s way of reminding you who’s boss! For those looking to explore, the nearby hiking trails lead you through lush rainforest, with the sound of native birds filling the air. Just keep an eye out for the occasional muddy patch. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a few dolphins or seals playing in the water, which is like nature’s version of a live show. Just remember not to get too jealous of their swimming skills - after all, they’ve had a lot more practice! With its stunning scenery, adventurous spirit, and laid-back vibe, Piha is the kind of place that makes you forget your worries and embrace the wild side of life. So grab your sunscreen, your sense of adventure, and get ready for a beach day that’s anything but ordinary!
Whangarei the northernmost city in New Zealand, is a delightful mix of lush landscapes and quirky charm that’ll have you wondering why you didn’t visit sooner. Nestled in a stunning harbour, it’s the perfect base for exploring the beautiful Northland region - where even the sheep seem a bit more laid-back than their southern cousins. One of the must-see spots is the WHANGAREI FALLS, which boasts a picturesque 26-meter drop. It’s so stunning that even the locals can’t resist pulling out their cameras for that perfect ‘nature lover’ shot - just try not to photobomb anyone’s picturesque moment! The town is also home to the Whangarei Art Museum, where you can marvel at the works of local artists. If you’re a fan of adventure, head to the Whangarei Heads, where you can hike up to the iconic Bream Head for breathtaking views. Just don’t forget your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle; nothing says “I love nature” like passing out from dehydration halfway up a hill! For a unique experience, visit the Town Basin, a vibrant waterfront area filled with shops and eateries. It’s like a playground for grown-ups - complete with coffee, art, and the occasional craft market, where you can buy that handmade wool sweater you never knew you needed. And let’s not forget the Whangarei Quarry Gardens, where you can wander through beautiful landscapes that make you feel like you’re in a botanical fairy-tale. Just keep an eye out for the occasional runaway duck; they clearly think they own the place! With a rich Māori culture and a strong sense of community, Whangarei is a place that welcomes you with open arms - or maybe just a warm cup of coffee from one of its many cozy cafes. Whether you’re hiking, shopping, or just soaking in the views, Whangarei is the kind of place that makes you want to stay just a little longer - if only to see if you can spot that elusive runaway duck again!
Welcome to POOR KNIGHTS ISLANDS, a place so stunning it makes other islands jealous - if islands had feelings, that is! This marine paradise is a divers’ dream, with underwater caves and vibrant marine life that will have you thinking you’ve stumbled into a Disney movie, but with fewer talking animals. The only thing you might hear is the sound of your own gasping as a friendly fish swims by, wondering why you’re not wearing a swimsuit! Getting to Poor Knights is half the adventure; hop on a boat and prepare for a ride that feels like you’re in an episode of “Survivor,” minus the hunger and tribal councils. Once you arrive, you'll be greeted by towering cliffs and lush vegetation, making it feel like you’ve landed on the set of “Jurassic Park” - just without the velociraptors! For the adventurous souls, snorkelling and diving here is like entering a magical realm, where colourful fish seem to be auditioning for the next big underwater blockbuster. And if you’re not into getting wet, don’t worry - you can hike around the island and enjoy views so breathtaking, you might just forget to breathe! Keep an eye out for the local wildlife, especially the seabirds that appear to have mastered the art of photobombing your vacation photos. If you’re feeling peckish, don’t expect a café; this is nature's restaurant, and the menu is all about that fresh sea breeze. So grab your sense of adventure, your snorkelling gear, and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle, because Poor Knights Island is ready to show you a fabulous time that’s bound to leave you grinning from ear to ear!
The BAY OF ISLANDS is like the glittering jewel of New Zealand’s North Island, boasting a staggering 144 islands and more stunning scenery than your camera can handle. This place is a paradise for water lovers, with opportunities for sailing, fishing, and even dolphin watching - because who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of acrobatic sea mammals? One of the coolest spots is the historic town of Russell, where you can sip on coffee while pretending to be a sophisticated traveller, all while knowing it used to be the “hellhole of the Pacific.” Talk about a glow-up! You can also hop on a boat to explore the famous Hole in the Rock at Cape Brett. Don’t worry, it’s not as ominous as it sounds; it’s actually quite picturesque! Just hope the sea isn’t too rough, or you might find yourself doing some unexpected acrobatics - no dolphins required. If you’re feeling adventurous, try your hand at parasailing for a bird’s-eye view of the stunning coastline. For history buffs, the Waitangi Treaty Grounds is a must-visit, where the Treaty of Waitangi was signed in 1840. You can learn about New Zealand’s history and enjoy some cultural performances, which is great until you realize you’ve just accidentally volunteered to join in! And let’s not forget about the beaches. Whether it’s relaxing at Paihia or taking a dip at Tapeka Point, you’ll quickly discover that the Bay of Islands is the perfect place to work on your sun-kissed tan - just don’t forget the sunscreen and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle, or you’ll end up looking like a lobster and also dehydrated. With its mix of adventure, history, and stunning natural beauty, the Bay of Islands is like the ultimate vacation package.
CAPE REINGA, is perched at the northernmost tip of New Zealand’s North Island. This place isn’t just about breathtaking views; it’s a spiritual hotspot for the Māori people, and it’s rumoured that the spirits of the deceased leap the underworld from here. At the heart of this sacred site is an ancient Pōhutukawa tree, standing strong and proud, alongside a picturesque lighthouse. You can almost hear it whispering, “Just try to take a better photo than me!” The view from the top is nothing short of spectacular, where you can watch the mighty Pacific Ocean and Tasman Sea collide like two rival teams at the final whistle. If you’re planning a visit (and you totally should), make sure to arrive early unless you want to spend your day circling the parking lot like a lost seagull. The trail is paved and accessible, which is great news if you’d rather walk than risk turning into a human pretzel on a rocky path. And don’t forget to refuel at the last petrol station - you’ll want to fill up both your car and your snacks because services are scarcer than a unicorn in a suit. Once you’ve made it to Cape Reinga, or as the locals affectionately call it, Te Rerenga Wairua, you’ll be greeted by stunning views that could make even the most seasoned traveller weep. The coastline is dotted with beaches that seem straight out of a postcard. Feel like getting a bit philosophical? Dive into Māori mythology and learn about the spiritual significance of this remarkable place. Visit the Te Rerenga Wairua memorial, which honours the spirits making their grand exit. And don’t skip the Cape Reinga Visitor Centre, where you can absorb all the history and tales that make this place so special. For those itching to get their heart rates up, the Cape Reinga Walkway (or Te Rerenga Wairua Track, if you want to impress your hiking buddies) is a must. In short, Cape Reinga isn’t just a destination; it’s a blend of natural beauty, rich culture, and a pinch of the supernatural. So pack your sense of wonder (and maybe a snack or two), your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle, and get ready to explore this enchanting corner of New Zealand - you might even find a little magic along the way!
90 MILE BEACH is one of New Zealand’s most iconic stretches of sand, and despite its name, it’s only about 55 kilometres long. But who’s counting when you’ve got golden sands and stunning sunsets that make your Instagram followers green with envy? This beach isn’t just a pretty face; it’s also part of the Te Paki Recreation Reserve, where the dunes are so big you might feel like you’ve stumbled into a scene from a sci-fi movie. You can drive along the beach, which sounds like a great idea until you realize you’re sharing the road with the tide - talk about a wet and wild commute! Just be sure to check the tides before you hit the gas; no one wants to be that person stuck in a sandy traffic jam while the ocean gives you a frothy wave of judgment. For adventure seekers, 90 Mile Beach is a haven for activities like surfing, fishing, and even sand-boarding down the massive dunes. Just remember: sand in your shoes is a small price to pay for all the fun! If you’re a stargazer, the night sky here is so clear it feels like someone dumped a bucket of diamonds overhead. Just be careful where you lay your blanket; nobody wants to become a sand crab’s new friend! So, whether you’re looking for a chill day in the sun or an adventure that’ll give you stories to tell for years, 90 Mile Beach has got you covered - just remember to bring your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle and a good pair of sunglasses!
HAMILTON GARDENS is a horticultural wonderland in New Zealand that’s like stepping into a whimsical storybook - if that storybook was filled with vibrant blooms and a few cheeky ducks! Spanning over 54 hectares, this place is home to themed gardens that transport you to different corners of the globe without needing a passport. You can wander through the Japanese Garden of Contemplation, where the only thing more peaceful than the koi fish swimming by is the occasional zen moment you’ll have while pretending to meditate. The Italian Renaissance Garden is a real showstopper, with its perfectly manicured hedges and stunning fountains. It’s like a scene straight out of a rom-com, minus the dramatic confessions of love - unless you count the whispers of “I love this place” as a confession! One of the most popular spots is the edible garden, where you can feast your eyes on all sorts of fruits and vegetables. Don’t miss the cottage garden, where flowers bloom like they’ve had too much caffeine. It’s the perfect backdrop for those classic “I’m in a beautiful garden” Instagram shots that’ll make your friends question why they’re stuck at home. The gardens also host a unique collection of garden art that ranges from quirky to downright mysterious. Some pieces will make you scratch your head, while others will have you chuckling at the artist’s sense of humor. Hamilton Gardens is also a favourite for events and festivals, so check the calendar for happenings that might involve live music, food trucks, or perhaps even a duck race (okay, maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t it be fun?).
Welcome to WAITOMO CAVES, where the only thing more stunning than the glowworms is the face you make when you realize you’re about to go underground! These caves are like nature’s own disco, filled with tiny glow-worms that light up the darkness like a celestial party - but without the dance floor or the questionable dance moves. As you paddle through the underground rivers, you might feel like you’re on a reality TV show titled “Survivor: Cave Edition.” Just remember, the only thing you’re trying to survive is the thrill of seeing those glowing critters! And if you think the caves are just a quiet getaway, think again - those glowworms have a reputation for being the diva of the underground, insisting on being the star of the show. Outside the caves, the scenery is so lush and green it looks like a scene from a fantasy movie, just waiting for hobbits or elves to pop out and offer you a cup of tea. If you’re up for it, try the black water rafting - where you float through the caves and bounce around like a human pinball. And don’t forget to look out for the local wildlife, including the famous Kiwi bird; they’re like the shy celebrities of New Zealand - always just out of sight! After all that adventure, treat yourself to some local cuisine; you’ll need the energy to brag about your underground escapades later. Waitomo Caves is a one-of-a-kind experience, blending nature, adventure, and a little bit of magic.
Who doesn't love the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit trilogy? If you’re as big a fan as we are, then welcome to the Shire, where you can pretend to be a hobbit without the foot hair! HOBBITON might be a paid program, but it’s worth every shiny coin - because who wouldn’t want to stroll through the very place where Frodo and Bilbo were once couch potatoes? You can walk through actual hobbit houses, sip a drink at the Green Dragon Inn, and take in the sights like you’re one of the gang, minus the danger of orc attacks! Guided tours of this 14-hectare wonderland started back in 2002, and trust us, you’ll want to book ahead - unless you fancy just standing outside and hoping a hobbit will invite you in for tea. During the tour, you’ll get to check out Bagshot Row, the Party Tree, and, of course, Bilbo's home at Bag End. Fun fact: the inside of Bag End was filmed in a studio in Wellington, because who wouldn’t want to film in a cozy place instead of a hobbit hole that might smell like second breakfast? There are now 44 hobbit holes, and while you can peek into a few, just remember they come in different sizes: small for hobbits, slightly larger to make them look like they need a snack, and even bigger ones for dwarves, because, let’s be honest, they have their own level of “extra.” The front door colour is your guide - blue doors are for humans, which raises the question: how do you get a hobbit to answer the door if they’re busy snacking? Before or after the tour, grab some snacks at "The Shire’s Rest Café" - because even hobbits need a little fuel after all that walking. And if you’re lucky, find the artificial tree that Peter Jackson had to paint overnight because the original just didn’t meet his colour standards. He wanted Hobbiton to feel warm and lived in, so he let the weeds grow, proving that even in Middle-earth, nature never reads the script! So, get ready for a whimsical adventure that feels like stepping straight into a movie, but without the threat of Sauron lurking around the corner! Jackson wrote: "I knew Hobbiton needed to be warm, comfortable and feel lived in. By letting the weeds grow through the cracks and establishing hedges and little gardens a year before filming, we ended up with an incredibly real place, not just a film set".
KARANGAHAKE GORGE, where the scenery is so stunning that even your camera will want to take a break just to soak it all in! This gorge is like nature’s rollercoaster, with beautiful trails that twist and turn, making you feel like you’re in a thrilling adventure movie - just with fewer explosions and more scenic selfies. As you wander through the gorge, you’ll encounter the famous old gold mining tunnels, which are perfect for channelling your inner explorer. Just be careful; the only treasure you might find is a little bit of mud and your friend’s lost sense of direction! The tunnels are dark and mysterious, so don’t be surprised if you feel like you’re in a horror film where the only thing haunting you is your own imagination. Don’t forget to check out the swing bridge! It’s not just a bridge; it’s a test of your courage and balance - one step too far and you might just feel like you’re auditioning for a reality show called “Extreme Bridge Crossing.” And if you’re lucky, you might spot some glowworms, which are nature’s way of saying, “Hey, we can do disco, too!” If hiking isn’t your style, you can relax by the river and watch kayakers who seem to be enjoying life while you contemplate whether to join them or stick with your snacks. Speaking of snacks, pack a picnic, but watch out for those crafty ducks - they’ve mastered the art of sneaking in for a free meal!
CATHEDRAL COVE is one of New Zealand’s most iconic spots, known for its breathtaking views and stunning rock formations that look like they were sculpted by a very artistic giant! Located on the Coromandel Peninsula, this natural wonder features a massive archway that feels like a gateway to a magical world - if that world were filled with tourists trying to take the perfect selfie. Getting to Cathedral Cove requires a bit of a hike, but don’t worry; the trail is filled with beautiful scenery that will distract you from your burning calves. Once you arrive, you’ll be greeted by pristine beaches and crystal-clear waters that are perfect for a refreshing dip. Just be careful when you wade in - one minute you’re feeling like a mermaid, and the next, you’re battling a rogue wave that’s out to ruin your beach day! The famous rock formations, including the towering limestone cliffs, make for an epic backdrop that will leave you wondering how nature could be this photogenic. If you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the area by kayak, where you might just paddle through some sea caves that make you feel like an explorer in a pirate movie. Don’t forget to take a moment to appreciate the stunning sunsets; they’re so picturesque that even your phone might struggle to capture their beauty. Just be sure to find a good spot, or you might end up in a battle for the best view with fellow sunset-chasers! For a bit of fun history, Cathedral Cove was featured in the "Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian," making it a must-visit for fans of the series. The surrounding marine reserve is also a great spot for snorkelling, where you can meet all sorts of colourful fish - just remember to keep your mouth closed unless you want a surprise taste of ocean water! The track may be closed right now, but don’t let that rain on your parade! You can still channel your inner explorer by hopping on a kayak or joining a boat tour. Just think of it as an unexpected adventure - who needs a walking path when you can paddle your way to paradise?
HOT WATER BEACH is one of New Zealand’s most unique attractions, where you can dig your own spa right in the sand! Located on the Coromandel Peninsula, this beach is famous for its geothermal springs that bubble up to the surface, creating natural hot pools that are perfect for lounging - if you don’t mind the occasional sandy surprise! When the tide is low, the real fun begins. Grab a spade (or even a plastic shovel from your kid’s sandcastle kit) and start digging. You’ll quickly realize that digging in sand is a lot harder than it looks, and suddenly you’ll be wishing you’d taken that gym membership seriously. Who knew building a hot tub could turn into a full-body workout? As you dig, don’t be surprised if you strike gold - or, more accurately, hot water! Just be careful not to dig too deep; you might end up with a geothermal sauna that’s hotter than you anticipated. Don’t forget to bring a towel and maybe a snack, because after all that digging, you’ll need some energy to power through your mini-spa day. The beach is also surrounded by stunning scenery, so take a moment to soak in the views between dips. Just remember, while you’re relaxing, someone might be secretly taking a picture of you in your “hot tub,” so put on your best “I’m totally relaxed” face! If you’re looking for a unique way to experience the beach and enjoy a hot soak, Hot Water Beach is the place to be. It’s a fun, quirky adventure that’ll have you laughing, relaxing, and maybe even planning your next beach day - just make sure to bring a proper shovel next time!
TAURANGA is a sunny gem on New Zealand’s North Island, famous for its stunning beaches and vibrant harbour - where locals have likely perfected the art of beach lounging. With Mount Maunganui standing sentinel nearby, this city offers some serious eye candy for nature lovers and Instagram enthusiasts alike. The city is also known for its thriving café culture, so you can sip a flat white while plotting your next big adventure - or just deciding between avocado toast and more avocado toast. It’s a tough decision, but someone’s gotta make it! If you’re a fan of outdoor activities, Tauranga has you covered. From surfing at the Mount to paddle-boarding in the harbour, you’ll have no excuse for not being active - unless, of course, you’re too busy sunbathing and pretending you’re a beach model. Just remember; sunscreen and you’re the New Zealand Bucket List Bottle is your best friend. Tauranga is also home to the famous Tauranga Art Gallery, where you can immerse yourself in local art and culture. Just try not to nod too enthusiastically at pieces you don’t understand; people might think you’re an art critic in disguise! And if you’re into history, don’t miss out on the Waimarino Adventure Park, where you can learn about the region's Maori heritage while zipping down a waterslide. For those who enjoy a good market, the Tauranga Farmers Market is a must-visit. It’s the perfect place to grab some fresh produce, homemade goodies, and maybe even a few guilty-pleasure snacks - just remember to pace yourself, or you might end up buying an entire pie collection! With its stunning landscapes, friendly locals, and plenty of sunshine, Tauranga is the kind of place that makes you want to kick off your shoes and stay a while.
Welcome to the REDWOODS in Rotorua, where the trees are taller than your hopes of reaching the top shelf without a stool! These majestic redwoods are like nature’s skyscrapers, reminding you that sometimes, the tallest things in life are also the oldest - just like your favouite uncle who refuses to admit he’s getting older. As you wander through the forest, you might feel like you’ve stepped into a fairytale - or at least a very elaborate game of hide-and-seek with the forest spirits. The tree canopy is so thick that even the sun seems to need a GPS to find its way through, making it the perfect spot for a cozy picnic or an impromptu hideaway from the real world. Don’t forget to check out the tree-top walk! It’s like being in a nature-themed amusement park, minus the screaming children and overpriced cotton candy. If you’re feeling adventurous, try out the mountain biking trails, where you can zoom through the trees and pretend you’re in an action movie - just try not to crash into a tree and ruin the vibe! After all that excitement, treat yourself to a visit to the nearby geothermal parks, where you can marvel at bubbling mud pools and hot springs that smell like someone forgot to take out the garbage. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a whiff of the famous Rotorua sulfur smell, which adds a unique touch to your nature experience!
Wai-O-Tapu, New Zealand's geothermal circus, where the earth bubbles and steams like it just chugged a double espresso! Here, vibrant colours splash across the landscape, making it look like a painter had a little too much fun with their palette. Don’t be surprised if you feel like you’ve landed on another planet - Mars has nothing on these sizzling hot springs! The famous CHAMPAGNE POOL might just be the fanciest-looking hot tub you’ll ever see, minus the relaxing vibe and plus a strong whiff of sulfur that says, “Stay away, buddy!” And then there’s Lady Knox Geyser, who erupts daily like she’s auditioning for a water fountain competition - complete with a “ta-da!” moment that leaves everyone gaping and laughing. Watch your step, because the ground can be hotter than your last date’s temper! The bubbling mud pools look like they’re ready to host their own cooking show, featuring recipes like “Steamed Sulfur Surprise.” Just remember, while it’s tempting to jump in, this isn’t a spa day - it’s more of a “look but don’t touch” kind of situation. As you stroll through this geothermal wonderland, keep an eye out for the colourful deposits; they’re nature’s way of showing off! So grab your sense of adventure and maybe a gas mask, because Wai-O-Tapu is guaranteed to make you laugh - and maybe hold your nose!
TAUPŌ, a charming town in New Zealand’s North Island, is like the cool cousin of tourist destinations-packed with adventure and just a little quirky! Nestled beside the stunning Lake Taupo, which is the largest lake in New Zealand, it’s a great spot for those who love water activities - unless your idea of “activity” is lounging by the shore with a good book. The lake is a crater left by a supervolcanic eruption thousands of years ago, which sounds dramatic and makes for great storytelling at dinner parties. Just remember, if someone asks you about Taupo, you can casually drop “supervolcano” into the conversation and watch their eyebrows raise! For thrill-seekers, Taupo offers everything from bungee jumping to skydiving. You can jump from a plane and free-fall over stunning scenery before regretting every life choice that brought you to that moment. But hey, at least you’ll have an epic story to tell! Fishing enthusiasts will be in heaven here, especially with the famous trout fishing. Don’t miss the breathtaking Huka Falls, where you can watch the Waikato River cascade dramatically over the rocks. It’s so beautiful that even the Instagram filters can’t compete - just make sure your phone is charged for all the photo ops! The town itself has a quirky vibe, complete with colourful murals and unique shops. For those who prefer a more relaxed pace, the thermal springs around Taupo are the perfect place to unwind. And let’s not forget about the Taupo Markets, where you can sample local delights and grab some handmade goodies.
Welcome to NAPIER, the city that’s so Art Deco, even the buildings are wearing their Sunday best! This place was rebuilt in the 1930s after an earthquake, and it decided to do it in style - think of it as a glamorous makeover where every corner looks like a vintage postcard. Walking through Napier is like stepping into a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re just enjoying a whole lot of pastel colours! And let’s talk about the wine! Napier is nestled in the Hawke’s Bay region, where the vineyards are so lush that even the grapes look like they’re on vacation. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a tasting room, sampling wines and pretending you can taste “hints of oak” when you’re really just enjoying the buzz! The coastal views are stunning, perfect for a photo op, but watch out for those seagulls - they’ve got their eyes on your snacks and aren’t afraid to dive-bomb for them. If you’re a fan of marine life, check out the aquarium, where the fish are so colourful, they’d give a rainbow a run for its money. And don’t forget to stroll along the waterfront; it’s the perfect spot for contemplating life - or figuring out how to get that ice cream cone without it melting all over your hand. Napier is a quirky, charming city that knows how to have a good time, and it’s ready to show you a fun-filled adventure you won’t forget!
The name TONGARIRO comes from the Māori words 'tonga,' meaning 'south wind,' and 'riro,' meaning 'carried away' - which is pretty fitting if you’ve ever tried to catch your breath halfway up the mountain! Now, if you’re thinking about tackling one of the world’s most famous hikes, you better clear your schedule because this is a full-day commitment. As of October 2023, you’ll need to book your hike on the DOC website (there is no cost to book) - because what’s a great adventure without a little bureaucratic red tape? Just remember, you can’t hike without an official permit, so don’t try to sneak in with just a confident smile and a promise to “be back before dinner!” The hike is 20.2 km one way, which is basically a marathon for your legs - perfect for when you want to question all your life choices! In summer, it takes about 6-8 hours, and in winter, you might want to budget 8-9 hours, or as I like to call it, “the time it takes to revaluate your decision-making skills.” And with an elevation of 1196 metres, your legs will be screaming louder than a toddler denied a cookie! The views? Well, they’re so stunning that words simply can’t do them justice. Bring food, a jumper, and a trusty hiking stick, and don’t forget to fill up your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle, because hydration is key when you’re hiking through what feels like the Land of Mordor! Good news: there are public toilets along the way, but please be a decent human and bring your rubbish down with you. The weather can change faster than you can say “Are we in a different dimension?” so prepare for everything from sunshine to surprise downpours. So, if you’re ready for a hike that’s equal parts breathtaking and leg-burning, book your spot on the Tongariro Alpine Crossing. Just remember, it’s not just a hike; it’s an epic adventure that will leave you with memories - and possibly a few sore muscles - for a lifetime!
TAIHAPE, the self-proclaimed "Gumboot Capital of the World!" If you’re looking for a place where gumboots are not just footwear but a fashion statement, you’ve hit the jackpot! This quirky little town celebrates all things gumboot, including an annual festival that would make any rubber boot enthusiast weep with joy. While you’re here, don’t miss the chance to take a photo with the giant gumboot statue - it’s a great way to prove to your friends that you’ve truly embraced the local culture, even if it’s just for the 'gram. Taihape is nestled in the beautiful Rangitikei region, so the scenery is breathtaking - perfect for pretending you’re in a postcard or a rural romance novel. If you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at some white-water rafting on the nearby Rangitikei River? Just remember: paddling like a pro is easier said than done, especially when your raft starts resembling a bucking bronco! For those who prefer solid ground, the stunning walking trails are an excellent way to burn off the calories from that second helping of pavlova you definitely deserve. And speaking of food, don’t forget to check out the local cafés, where you can indulge in treats that are probably calorie-free if you don’t think about them too hard! Taihape is also known for its friendly locals, who are more than happy to share a laugh or two - just make sure you can keep up with their sense of humor! So grab your gumboots, your sense of adventure, The New Zealand Bucket List Bottle and maybe a friend to share the giggles with, because Taihape is ready to show you a delightful time filled with fun and plenty of laughs!
Standing tall and proud, Mount TARANAKI is like that one friend who always shows up to parties looking fabulous, no matter the weather. On a clear day, it’s so stunning that you might think you’ve accidentally stumbled into a postcard! The region is known for its lush gardens, which are basically nature’s version of a spa day. Strolling through the gardens might make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale - just don’t expect any actual fairies; they’re probably off-sipping lattes somewhere. And if you’re into surfing, Taranaki’s beaches have waves that will either thrill you or give you a surprise faceplant! The locals are friendly, often eager to share a laugh or two - just be prepared for the classic Kiwi humor that’s as dry as the climate can sometimes be. Speaking of dry, don’t forget to check out the nearby wineries; the only thing better than the scenery is sipping some local wine while pretending to know what “full-bodied” really means. And if you’re feeling adventurous, there are hiking trails that will take you through some breathtaking landscapes, where you can pretend you’re in an epic quest - complete with snacks, of course. Just be careful not to lose your way or your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle, or you might end up on a wild goose chase that ends with you asking sheep for directions! Taranaki is a quirky gem filled with beauty, laughter, and a touch of mischief waiting to be discovered!
WELLINGTON, the capital of New Zealand, where the wind has its own personality - think of it as a moody friend who insists on blowing you off your feet at the most inconvenient moments! This city is so artsy that even the seagulls seem to have their own Instagram accounts. With a vibrant café culture, you can fuel up on coffee strong enough to keep a hobbit awake for three days! Wellington is home to some fantastic museums, including Te Papa, where you can learn everything about Kiwi and Māori culture and nature. If you’re a fan of the cinematic world, you’ll want to check out Weta Workshop, where they create all the special effects that make you believe orcs are real and that you could one day be a superhero - if only you could find your cape. The city is surrounded by stunning views, perfect for hiking enthusiasts who enjoy sweating while pretending they’re in a nature documentary. And if you get tired of walking, hop on the famous cable car - it’s like a roller coaster ride, but with more views and fewer screams! Don’t miss the quirky Cuba Street, where the only thing more colourful than the shops are the characters roaming around - be sure to try the local cuisine, which might include things you can’t pronounce but are worth the adventure. And let’s not forget the local wildlife; keep an eye out for the cheeky pukekos, who strut around like they own the place. So grab your windbreaker, a camera, and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle - Wellington is ready to show you a good time, even if the wind tries to steal your hat along the way!
South Island
MARLBOROUGH SOUNDS, New Zealand, is like nature's best-kept secret, where the land and sea have thrown a fabulous party and everyone is invited! Picture a landscape that looks like a giant took a fork and went to town, carving out stunning inlets and fjords. If you ever wanted to feel small, just stand on a boat and marvel at the sheer size of those hills - it's like Mother Nature flexing her muscles! Kayaking here is a must, unless you’re allergic to fun. Just paddle your way through the serene waters, dodging the occasional seal who seems to think he’s the captain. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dolphin or two, showing off their acrobatic skills, making you wonder why you can’t do a backflip without tripping over your own feet. The hiking trails are equally inviting, with views so breath-taking you might just forget how to breathe. And when you finally reach that scenic lookout, be prepared to have your selfie game challenged by the majestic backdrop - your friends will think you’ve entered a postcard contest. If you’re a foodie, Marlborough is the place for you! It’s famous for its wine, especially Sauvignon Blanc, so you can sip while admiring the scenery. Just don’t get too carried away; falling into a vine is a serious hazard! As the day winds down, you’ll find yourself at a charming seaside restaurant, probably trying to decide whether to eat the freshest seafood you’ve ever tasted or befriend the local mussels. In short, Marlborough Sounds is the perfect blend of relaxation and adventure, where every corner could hold a new surprise - or at least a very chatty bird!
ABEL TASMAN National Park is like the cheerful, sun-soaked cousin of New Zealand’s national parks, where golden beaches meet lush forests and the sea glistens like it just got a fresh coat of paint. It’s the perfect spot for anyone who dreams of a tropical paradise but doesn’t want to leave the comfort of their own country (or encounter any mosquitoes the size of small birds). The coastal track is a hiker’s dream, offering stunning views that will make you stop mid-step and exclaim, “Wow!” just a little too loudly, likely startling a nearby duck. You might find yourself making friends with fellow walkers as you collectively marvel at the breathtaking scenery - just don’t be surprised if you suddenly become part of a spontaneous group photo session! Kayaking is another must-do activity here, where you can paddle through crystal-clear waters while feeling like an explorer charting new territory. Just be ready for the occasional splash fight; those playful seals are known for their comedic timing and knack for photobombing your kayaking selfies. Wildlife spotting is all part of the experience. You might see dolphins performing their best acrobatics, or a cheeky little bird eyeing your sandwich like it’s the main course of a gourmet meal. Remember, they’re the real locals here, and they’ll judge your picnic spread with the expertise of a Michelin-starred chef! If you’re looking for a chill day, the beaches are perfect for lounging. Just remember to bring sunscreen, because nothing ruins a perfect beach day quite like turning into a lobster and also your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle to stay hydrated. Please be cautious of the tide; it has a sneaky way of creeping up on you when you’re too busy perfecting your sunbathing pose. In the nearby towns, you’ll find delightful cafes that serve everything from fresh fish and chips to artisanal ice cream. Treat yourself to a scoop, but don’t let it distract you from your surroundings - trust me, the scenery is just as sweet! As the sun sets, you can enjoy a stunning sunset that’ll make your Instagram followers weep with envy. Just don’t forget to raise your glass of local wine and toast to an unforgettable day in paradise! In short, Abel Tasman and its surroundings are a delightful mix of adventure, relaxation, and nature’s beauty, where every moment is an opportunity for laughter and exploration - just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!
PANCAKE ROCKS in Punakaiki is like Mother Nature’s idea of a culinary joke, where she decided to stack some limestone formations like a giant stack of pancakes - hence the name! These rock formations look so perfectly layered that you half-expect a hungry tourist to pull out a fork and knife. As you wander through the park, you’ll find blowholes that spout water high into the air, like nature’s own version of a water fountain - but with more excitement and slightly less decorum. When the waves crash against the rocks, it’s like they’re trying to perform a dramatic splash zone show, so keep your camera ready and your face dry! The walking trails around Pancake Rocks are a delight, winding through lush greenery and offering breathtaking views that will make your jaw drop. Just be careful not to trip over your own feet while gazing at the scenery - trust me, the rocks won’t catch you! Punakaiki is also home to some fascinating wildlife. If you’re feeling adventurous, consider taking a guided kayak tour along the coastline. Paddling past the rocks while trying to avoid being splashed by rogue waves feels like an extreme sport - “Kayaking with Pancakes” should totally be an Olympic event! The nearby beaches are perfect for a picnic but be warned: those seagulls are on high alert. As the day winds down, you can settle in for a stunning sunset, where the colours in the sky compete with the pancake layers below - because who doesn’t love a good photo op?
HOKITIKA GORGE is like nature’s way of saying, “Hey, look how stunning I can be!” With its vibrant turquoise waters and lush green surroundings, it’s the perfect spot for those Instagram photos that will make your friends wonder if you’ve joined a travel magazine. Just be prepared for the inevitable “Where is this?!” messages, because honestly, it’s hard to believe such a place exists! As you wander along the trail, you might feel like you’ve stumbled into a fairy tale, complete with the sound of the river flowing and the occasional bird chirping in approval of your good taste. Just watch your step; it’s all too easy to trip over your own excitement while trying to capture the perfect shot. The swing bridge is a highlight, offering breathtaking views. Nearby, the town of Hokitika has its own charm, where you can find local artisans showcasing pounamu (greenstone) and other crafts. You might leave with a beautiful souvenir or at least a new appreciation for all things jade, while simultaneously wondering if you can wear your new necklace every day without getting weird looks. As the day winds down, the sunsets over the gorge can be stunning, turning the water into a palette of colours that would make even the most seasoned painter envious. Just be sure to enjoy the moment and not let your phone fall into the gorge while you’re trying to get that perfect shot!
FRANZ JOSEF GLACIER is like nature’s version of a giant ice cream sundae, minus the sprinkles and plus a whole lot of “Whoa, that’s cold!” Stretching over 12 kilometres, this glacier is so impressive that even penguins are like, “Okay, we get it, you’re the big cheese of ice!” As you approach, you might find yourself feeling like an explorer from an old adventure film, equipped with nothing but a camera and questionable footwear. The hike to the glacier is a mix of “I’m so glad I wore these boots” and “Why do I feel like I’m in a game of slippery hopscotch?” Just watch your step - those ice formations can be sneakier than your dog when you’ve got a snack! Once you’re up close, you’ll be in awe of the blue ice, which looks like someone turned the saturation up to 11. Seriously, if this glacier had a social media account, it would be racking up followers faster than a cat video. And don’t be surprised if you hear the occasional cracking sound; that’s just the glacier reminding you it’s a little moody - like a teenager who hasn’t had their coffee. Adventure seekers can even take a guided ice hike or try ice climbing, which is basically a fancy way of saying, “Let’s see how many ways we can make falling look graceful!” Just remember, the higher you climb, the more your arms will question your life choices. When you’re done playing on the glacier, the surrounding rainforest will welcome you back to reality, with its lush greenery and the soothing sounds of nature. Keep an eye out for cheeky kea parrots; they have a knack for stealing sunglasses and will treat your belongings like their personal treasure trove. After a day of glacier gazing and potential fashion faux pas with your ice gear, you can reward yourself with some hot chocolate. Just don’t spill it on your ice-cold clothes - nothing says “I love adventure” like the smell of wet wool! In short, Franz Josef Glacier is a frosty paradise filled with fun, laughter, and just the right amount of slip-sliding shenanigans!
FOX GLACIER is like nature’s icy playground, where you could feel like an adventurer straight out of a movie - if that movie involved slipping and sliding in stunning scenery! Stretching over 13 kilometres, this glacier is so massive that it practically has its own zip code. As you approach the glacier, you might feel like you’re entering a frozen wonderland, complete with dramatic crevasses that look like Mother Nature’s attempt at a dramatic ice sculpture. Be careful where you step; one wrong move could send you into a slip-sliding comedy routine worthy of a slapstick film! Guided tours are available for those daring enough to strap on crampons and tackle the icy terrain. It’s a bit like playing a very chilly game of hopscotch, where the stakes are slipping into an icy abyss - but no pressure, right? You’ll be amazed at how easy it is to channel your inner mountain goat, provided you remember to keep your balance! And let’s talk about the views. Standing on the glacier, you’ll feel on top of the world, surrounded by peaks that are so majestic they might just start charging admission. Don’t forget to bring your camera and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle - just be prepared to take a hundred photos because “one just won’t do” when the scenery is this Instagrammable. If you venture to the nearby town of Fox Glacier, you’ll find some delightful eateries and maybe even a quirky souvenir shop or two. Just be sure to sample some local treats, because nothing says “I conquered the glacier” quite like a slice of rich chocolate cake afterward! As the day winds down, consider a soak in a hot tub with views of the mountains, because after all that ice and adventure, you deserve a little pampering. And if you spot a local kea stealing someone’s snack, just chuckle and remember: in the wild, even the birds have a sense of humor!
WANAKA is a truly special place, where the stunning scenery and countless hiking trails make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a postcard - and then promptly tripped over a root. And let’s not forget about the very special tree that has made the lake its home for decades. You know, the one that’s basically the celebrity of Wanaka, posing for photos like it’s on a red carpet. This tree has seen some serious drama over the years - think reality TV levels of chaos. In late 2017, tourists decided that climbing the tree was a great idea, leading to a branch getting broken off. Now, there are signs everywhere warning you not to turn it into a climbing gym. Honestly, if it had feelings, it would be rolling its eyes at the human antics. The cold water has apparently stunted its regrowth, making it the tree equivalent of a bad haircut that just won’t grow out. And speaking of bad haircuts, in 2020, some genius sawed off a few of its branches and left them on the beach like they were taking a casual afternoon stroll. Please, folks, let’s keep the tree’s legacy alive with photos - not with lumberjack antics! Treat it like the fragile diva it is, and maybe leave a little offering of respect, like a nice photo or a heartfelt apology. While you’re in Wanaka, don’t miss the iconic Roys Peak track, a 16-kilometre hike that promises views so spectacular you might just forget to breathe - especially as you’re climbing steeply through alpine grasslands. Just be sure to time your hike right; it’s closed from October 1 to November 10 for lamb-raising season. Who knew lambs needed their peace and quiet? And if you’re feeling adventurous, don’t forget your winter gear! Ice axes and crampons are your best friends in winter, because why just hike when you can also feel like an extreme sports hero? Just be aware that the upper part of the trail above 1000 meters comes with a side of avalanche thrill - perfect for those who enjoy a little excitement with their hiking!
CROMWELL is like the charming, laid-back friend who always knows where to find the best wine and food - because let’s face it, this town is the gateway to Central Otago’s renowned vineyards! Start/end place of the Historic Gold Mining Trail, nestled by the stunning Lake Dunstan, you might find yourself saying, “I could get used to this!” while sipping on a glass of Pinot Noir that makes you feel like a connoisseur - if only you could pronounce it correctly. The town itself has a quirky vibe, with old gold mining relics and a few cheeky sheep wandering around like they own the place. Seriously, these sheep must think they’re celebrities, strutting around while you try to figure out how to take a picture without getting a fuzzy photobomb! If you’re looking for adventure, the surrounding area is packed with hiking and biking trails that will make you feel like an outdoor champion - at least until you stop for a snack and realize you’ve accidentally inhaled a whole chocolate bar in one go. Just remember to pace yourself; the views are best enjoyed when you’re not gasping for breath! Cromwell is also famous for its fruit, especially stone fruit. In the summer, you’ll find roadside stalls selling cherries and apricots, making it the perfect place to snack your way through a fruit fiesta - just don’t let the locals catch you hoarding cherries like they’re gold! And if you’re a fan of quirky attractions, don’t miss the giant fruit sculptures in town; they’re the kind of landmarks that make you want to stop and take a selfie, because who wouldn’t want a picture with a giant peach? As the sun sets over Lake Dunstan, the sky turns into a masterpiece that makes you feel like you’re living inside a painting - just try not to drop your phone while capturing the moment!
ARROWTOWN is like stepping back in time, where gold rush history meets modern-day charm, and the only thing shining brighter than the sun is the glitter of your inner prospector! This little town is filled with stunning heritage buildings. The local Arrow River is perfect for a leisurely walk - or a dramatic re-enactment of a gold rush scene where you pan for gold like you’re auditioning for a reality show. Spoiler alert: the only thing you’re likely to find is some very shiny rocks and a whole lot of enthusiasm! If you’re feeling adventurous, try your hand at mountain biking in the surrounding area. Just remember that going downhill might feel like a thrilling ride, but climbing back up will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “What was I thinking?” In the autumn, the trees transform into a riot of colours that could make any Instagram filter feel inadequate. The local cuisine is a treat, with plenty of cozy cafés serving up delicious fare. Just try not to devour your lunch too quickly; the view from the terrace might just convince you to linger a little longer. After all, nothing pairs better with a gourmet pie than a side of stunning mountain vistas! As night falls, Arrowtown turns into a quiet haven, where the stars shine bright, and the only sounds you hear are the whispers of the past - unless, of course, a rogue sheep wanders by to keep you company!
QUEENSTOWN, is like the adrenaline-fueled party animal of New Zealand, where every corner seems to shout, “Let’s go bungee jumping!” Nestled between stunning mountains and a sparkling lake, this town looks like it was plucked straight from a postcard - if that postcard also featured people in mid-air, screaming with joy or sheer terror. Whether you're in the mood for skydiving, paragliding, or simply riding the infamous Shotover Jet (which feels like a rollercoaster on steroids), you’ll find something to get your heart racing. Just remember to scream only when you’re not busy taking selfies. Priorities, right? If you prefer to keep your feet on solid ground, you can hike up Ben Lomond for views that make you feel like a conquering hero - just don’t be surprised if you start to question your decision halfway up, especially when your legs start resembling jelly. Once you’ve burned off some energy, the local eateries will be waiting to pamper you with delicious food. Grab a famous Fergburger, which is so big it could be classified as a small meal for two. For those who enjoy a more laid-back adventure, a scenic cruise on Lake Wakatipu is like being in a nature documentary, minus the dramatic narration. Just be prepared for the occasional gust of wind that threatens to turn your hair into a masterpiece of chaos. As the sun sets, the vibrant nightlife kicks in, with bars and clubs that feel like they were designed by party enthusiasts who just wanted to have a good time. In winter, Queenstown transforms into a snowy wonderland, where you can ski, snowboard, or simply roll down the slopes like a snowball, embracing your inner child. You’ll come for the adventure and stay for the laughs, because nothing beats the sight of your friends trying to get up after a tumble!
MILFORD SOUND is like the ultimate postcard that came to life, with majestic fjords, towering cliffs, and waterfalls that look like they’ve been rehearsing for a dramatic entrance. Seriously, it’s so stunning that you might find yourself questioning whether you accidentally wandered into a nature documentary instead of just going for a scenic drive! As you cruise through the sound, keep an eye out for playful dolphins that seem to enjoy photobombing your pictures. They’re the true divas of the water, leaping and twirling like they just won a dance competition. Just don’t be jealous; they’re probably just trying to make your selfies even more fabulous! The iconic Mitre Peak towers overhead, and you can’t help but feel like an ant under a giant’s foot. It’s a reminder of how small we are in the grand scheme of nature. The weather in Milford Sound is as moody as a teenager; it can go from sunny to rainy in the blink of an eye. But don’t let that stop you! In fact, the rain just adds to the drama, creating dozens of temporary waterfalls that cascade down the cliffs like nature’s own waterworks show. Just be sure to pack a waterproof jacket unless you want to resemble a soggy sponge by the end of your visit! Hydratation is very important, but not on this way. BUT keep your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle full and you will be good. Nearby, the lush Fiordland National Park offers hiking trails that can make you feel like a true adventurer - just make sure to wear shoes that won’t betray you on a slippery path! As the sun sets, the reflections on the water create a breathtaking scene that will make you momentarily forget your camera’s battery life is in jeopardy. Just remember to take a mental snapshot because sometimes the best moments are the ones you simply enjoy!
DOUBTFUL SOUND is like the shy cousin of Milford Sound - just as beautiful but with a bit more mystery and a whole lot fewer tourists. Getting there is half the adventure, as you must first hop on a ferry across Lake Manapouri and then take a winding bus ride that’ll have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by nature itself. As you finally approach Doubtful Sound, the dramatic cliffs and lush rainforests will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a movie set where dinosaurs are about to make a surprise appearance. Seriously, if a T-Rex popped out, you’d just nod and say, “Yep, that makes sense!” Once you’re on the water, keep your eyes peeled for wildlife. You might spot playful dolphins showing off their best moves or seals lounging on the rocks like they just got back from a spa day. Just be prepared for the occasional sea bird to swoop down and give you a side-eye as if you’ve interrupted their serious fishing business. The sound is also famous for its waterfalls, which will have you exclaiming, “Is that a waterfall or an overzealous garden hose?” When it rains, the falls multiply like rabbits, creating an impromptu water park. Just don’t forget your poncho, unless you want to come back looking like you took a shower with your clothes on. As you float through the serene waters, you might find yourself pondering life’s big questions, like “Why does cheese taste so good?” or “What if the sound really was doubtful about its name?” You’ll leave with a camera full of breathtaking shots, empty your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle and a heart full of serenity.
STEWART ISLAND is like New Zealand’s quirky little sibling, tucked away to the south, where the motto seems to be, “Why rush when you can wander?” The island is home to some of the best birdwatching in the country, so grab your binoculars and get ready to channel your inner ornithologist. Just be prepared for the occasional kiwi to strut by, acting like it owns the place - because, let’s be real, it kinda does! If you’re lucky, you might even spot one at night, waddling around like it’s on its way to a very important meeting. One of the highlights is the beautiful Rakiura Track, a hiking trail that’s about as scenic as it gets. Just remember to pack snacks and you’re the New Zealand Bucket List Bottle. The tiny town of Oban is the heart of the island, where you can find cozy cafés and maybe even a local who’ll share tales of their epic fishing adventures. Just don’t challenge them unless you’re ready to hear about “the one that got away” for the next hour. When it comes to seafood, you’re in for a treat. Fresh fish and chips here will make you rethink your entire life’s choices regarding takeout. Just watch out for the local birds; they’ve mastered the art of snatching food right out of unsuspecting hands, turning your meal into a game of “Keep Away!” Stewart Island is also a stargazer’s paradise, with night skies so clear they’ll make you feel like you’ve wandered into a planetarium. Just be sure to bring a warm jacket because gazing at stars can get a bit chilly - unless you’re into the whole “freezing while admiring the cosmos” thing. If you fancy a little adventure, consider a boat trip to nearby Ulva Island, where the walking trails are lined with colourful flora and more birds than you can shake a stick at. Just be prepared for the occasional duck to join your group, as if it’s giving you a guided tour!
NUGGET POINT is like the quirky lighthouse of New Zealand’s South Island, perched on the edge of a rugged coastline that looks like it was designed by a very enthusiastic toddler with a crayon. As you make your way to the lighthouse, you’ll find yourself surrounded by dramatic cliffs and views that make you feel like you’re walking through a postcard. The highlight, of course, is the iconic Nugget Point Lighthouse, which stands there looking all proud, as if it knows it’s the star of the show. Be sure to snap a selfie, but watch out for the gusty winds - they have a habit of turning your hair into a windswept masterpiece that even the best hair products can’t replicate! As you gaze out at the rocky outcrops known as the Nuggets, you might imagine them as nature’s own version of a game of “The Floor is Lava.” You can almost hear the seals below, barking their opinions on the latest coastal gossip, or perhaps arguing about who caught the biggest fish. Birdwatchers will be in paradise here. You might spot some albatrosses gliding gracefully through the air, looking down on you with a “Do you even lift, bro?” expression. Meanwhile, the local penguins are probably waddling around, trying to act cool while secretly plotting their next beach party. And if you venture a bit further, the nearby Otago region is bursting with charming towns and delectable eateries. You can find fresh seafood that will make you reconsider your dinner choices. The walking trails are ideal for those who want to stretch their legs and work off that fish and chips. Just be sure to wear good shoes and you’re the New Zealand Bucket List Bottle. As the sun sets, the golden light casts a magical glow over the landscape, turning everything into a scene straight out of a romantic movie - complete with seagulls squawking in the background. You might even find yourself reflecting on life’s big questions, like “Why don’t more people appreciate the brilliance of “fush and chups”?
OAMARU is like stepping into a time machine that takes you straight to a Victorian postcard-complete with stunning limestone architecture and quirky locals who might just be dressed like they’ve come from the 1800s. The town has a charming vibe that makes you feel like you should be sipping tea and discussing the latest gossip about the neighbours’ new sheep! One of the highlights is the famous Oamaru Blue Penguin Colony, where you can watch these pint-sized penguins waddle home after a long day of fishing. Seriously, if you’ve never seen a penguin march with such purpose, you’re in for a treat. It’s like they’re all part of a secret society that’s sworn to return to their nests right on time! If you’re a fan of unusual museums, Oamaru has you covered. The Steampunk HQ is a bizarre wonderland filled with quirky inventions and retro-futuristic art. Don’t be surprised if you leave with a newfound desire to wear goggles and carry a pocket watch! The town’s historic precinct is another must-see, where you can stroll along cobblestone streets and feel like you’ve been transported to a different era. Just be careful not to trip over your own excitement - or the uneven cobblestones! And let’s not forget the local cuisine! Oamaru is famous for its delicious seafood, so grab a plate of fresh fish and chips. For those who enjoy a bit of nature, the nearby Oamaru Harbour is a beautiful spot for a leisurely walk. You might even spot some sea lions lounging about, looking as if they’re plotting their next beach vacation while you’re out trying to take a decent photo! As the day winds down, you can enjoy a stunning sunset over the ocean, just be sure to have your camera ready and you’re the New Zealand Bucket List Bottle full.
The MOERAKI BOULDERS are like nature’s giant, perfectly spherical mystery balls just chillin’ on the beach, as if they rolled in from a cosmic bowling alley. These hefty round rocks have a knack for making you feel like you’ve stepped into a science fiction movie - if aliens decided to leave their marbles behind, this would be it! As you stroll along the beach, you might find yourself wondering if you’ve accidentally wandered into a prehistoric game of dodgeball. They’re not just any rocks; they’re the “cool kids” of the coastline, drawing crowds and inspiring countless selfies. Just remember, if you can’t find your friends, they’re probably off posing dramatically with one of the boulders - everyone’s trying to achieve that “I’m one with nature” vibe! The surrounding area is equally charming, with rolling hills and plenty of sheep to keep you company. You may even spot some local kiwis (the bird kind, not the fruit) looking quite proud of their territory. And if you listen closely, you might hear them gossiping about the boulders’ mysterious origins - rumour has it they’re ancient egg-like formations laid by giant sea creatures. You know, typical beach gossip. When you’re done with your rock admiration, you can head to the nearby town of Moeraki, where you’ll find some fantastic seafood. Trust me, nothing pairs better with a day of boulder appreciation than fresh fish and chips! Just don’t be surprised if you see a seagull eyeing your meal like it’s plotting a heist. As the sun sets, the boulders take on a golden glow, creating the perfect backdrop for your sunset yoga pose - because what better way to connect with the universe than balancing on one leg next to a giant rock? So grab your sense of adventure, your camera and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle, and get ready for a day filled with laughter, awe, and maybe a few puzzled expressions from onlookers wondering why you’re so excited about some big stones!
MOUNT COOK, or Aoraki as the locals call it, is like the grand, snow-capped crown jewel of New Zealand, sitting up there saying, “Look at me! I’m the tallest mountain around, and I do it with style!” At 3,724 metres, it’s so majestic that even the clouds have to take a step back and say, “Wow, we can’t compete with that!” The surrounding area is a hiker's paradise, with trails that range from “I just want a nice stroll” to “Why did I think this was a good idea?” One minute, you’re enjoying a scenic walk, and the next, you’re questioning your life choices while gasping for breath at a viewpoint. Don’t worry, though - your legs will forgive you eventually… maybe. The Tasman Glacier is a sight to behold, a massive ice river that makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into a giant icebox. Just watch out for any sneaky penguins trying to convince you that they can give you a ride-spoiler alert: they can’t. As you explore, keep an eye out for the local wildlife. You might spot a kea, which is basically the mountain’s cheeky parrot - like the class clown of the bird world, always ready to steal your snacks or your hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even see a wild goat, trying to pose for Instagram while munching on some grass like it’s the star of a nature documentary. At night, the stargazing is out of this world - literally! You’ll find yourself lying on the ground, squinting up at the Milky Way and wondering how you could ever go back to city lights. Just be careful not to fall asleep; you don’t want to wake up in a llama’s grazing area! Whether you're skiing in winter or hiking in summer, Mt Cook is like that friend who’s always ready for an adventure, even if it means you might end up with sore muscles and a newfound appreciation for hot tubs. So, pack your bags, grab your camera and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle, and get ready to marvel at nature’s masterpiece - it’s bound to leave you grinning like a kid in a candy store!
LAKE TEKAPO is like someone spilled a giant bucket of blue paint over the landscape and said, “Perfect!” The lake’s striking turquoise waters are so bright they could be the setting for an Instagram influencer's dream vacation - complete with the obligatory #NoFilter, because really, who needs one? The area is famous for its stunning night skies and stargazing here is a whole new level of “Look, a shooting star!” You might find yourself wishing for something absurd, like a lifetime supply of chocolate or a pet penguin. Just be careful not to get too starry-eyed; tripping over a rock is not as glamorous as it sounds. And speaking of rocks, you can’t miss the iconic Church of the Good Shepherd. It’s the perfect backdrop for your next family photo, or for pretending you’re in a Hallmark movie. Just be prepared for a few random sheep photobombing your shot - they’ve got a knack for stealing the limelight! The surrounding mountains are like nature's own security team, keeping watch over the lake and ensuring no clouds dare to linger. If you’re feeling adventurous, you can hike up to Mount John Observatory. Just remember, the higher you go, the more out of breath you’ll be, and your lungs might start to question your life choices. In the warmer months, the lupins bloom like they’re having their own flower party, providing excellent photo ops and maybe a pollen allergy or two. If you’re lucky, you might even spot a local who’s convinced they can catch a fish with just a stick - good luck with that! So, whether you’re lounging by the lake, contemplating life’s big questions (like how many stickers still I have to collect on my The New Zealand Bucket List Bottle to complete the journey?), or just soaking in the scenery, Lake Tekapo is a delightful mix of breathtaking beauty and quirky adventures waiting to happen!
AKAROA is like stepping into a charming French village - if that village were nestled in New Zealand and had a few sheep casually strolling down the street! With its stunning harbour views and pastel-coloured buildings, you might find yourself thinking, “Bonjour, where’s my baguette?” The highlight of any visit is definitely the wildlife. You can hop on a boat tour and get up close with the world’s smallest dolphins, the Hector’s dolphins, who swim around like they own the place. Just be careful not to embarrass yourself by yelling, “Look at the cute fish!” because they might be the only ones having a good laugh at your expense. If you’re feeling adventurous, take a hike up to the Summit Road for panoramic views that will have your camera working overtime. Just make sure to wear proper shoes - nothing says “tourist” quite like slipping and landing in a patch of wildflowers while trying to capture that perfect shot. The local cuisine is another treat, especially if you enjoy fresh seafood. Grab some fish and chips and try not to befriend the seagulls; they have a knack for swooping in and stealing your meal faster than you can say “Bon appétit!” And let’s not forget about the delicious ice cream! With flavours that range from classic to downright quirky (yes, avocado ice cream is a thing here), you might find yourself in a flavour-induced dilemma - do you try the new one or stick with chocolate? The struggle is real! In the evenings, the sunsets over the harbour are amazing, turning the sky into a painter’s palette that would make even the most seasoned artist envious. Make sure your camera is ready and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle is full.
CHRISTCHURCH is like the cool kid on the South Island block, mixing a blend of English charm with a rebellious Kiwi spirit. After the earthquakes, it’s been on a transformation spree, turning from a traditional garden city into an artsy hotspot that’s more colourful than a parrot in a paint factory. You might find yourself wandering through street art that makes you question whether you’re in a gallery or just a very lively neighbourhood! The Avon River winds its way through the city like a lazy snake, inviting you to hop on a punting tour. Just don’t be surprised if you feel a bit like you’re in a Jane Austen novel - complete with an overzealous punter trying to impress you with tales of the river. Spoiler alert: they probably know more about the local flora than your average gardener! The Botanic Gardens are a must-see, where you can pretend to be a plant whisperer while admiring everything from tulips to giant redwoods. And let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite like a picnic among the flowers - just keep an eye out for sneaky ducks trying to join your feast. They’re quite the connoisseurs of leftover sandwiches! Venture just outside the city, and you’ll discover the Port Hills, offering hiking trails that are perfect for those who want to work off that extra slice of pavlova. The views from the top are spectacular, and you’ll be left wondering if you should take a photo or just enjoy the moment (but let’s be real, you’ll definitely take the photo). And if you’re into wine, a trip to the nearby Waipara Valley is in order. You can sip on some fine local wines while pretending to be a sommelier, swirling your glass and nodding thoughtfully at aromas that may or may not exist. As night falls, Christchurch comes alive with a variety of dining options, from fancy eateries to quirky food trucks. Just be ready to tackle the age-old debate: pineapple on pizza - yes or no? It’s a conversation starter that could spark intense debates, or at least a few good-natured laughs.
CASTLE HILL is like the world's fanciest playground for rock climbers and nature enthusiasts. Picture this: towering limestone formations that look like they've been designed by a very enthusiastic child with a giant box of Lego. You can’t help but wonder if they were trying to build the world’s biggest natural climbing gym - or maybe just a fortress to keep out the boring folks. The scenery is so stunning it could make even a selfie stick feel inadequate. You’ll see people wandering around with cameras, trying to capture the perfect shot, only to accidentally snap a picture of their own feet. And let's not forget the sheep! They roam around like they own the place, probably negotiating for a better view. For the adventurous types, there’s bouldering. It’s like rock climbing but without all that pesky safety equipment. You get to leap from one boulder to another while trying not to look like you’re having an existential crisis mid-air. If you fall, don’t worry - there’s always the soft, forgiving grass to break your fall, or at least provide an audience for your most graceful moments. As the sun sets, the place transforms into a mystical wonderland. You half-expect a wizard to pop out and offer you a quest, or at the very least, a cup of tea. In short, Castle Hill is the kind of place that makes you want to hug a rock - and maybe a sheep or two. Just don’t forget to bring your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle and a good pair of shoes!
ARTHUR'S PASS is like the rugged, adventurous cousin of New Zealand’s national parks, where every twist and turn in the road feels like a scene from an action movie - complete with dramatic landscapes and the occasional sheep blocking your path! This alpine wonderland is home to some of the most stunning views, but don’t be surprised if you find yourself gasping more from the scenery than from the altitude. The hiking trails here are a great way to stretch your legs but beware of the infamous “Hikers’ Curse” where you think you’re almost at the summit, only to find out you’ve still got a good hour left. It’s like a bad joke: “How many hikers does it take to reach the top?” Spoiler: The answer is always more than you think! As you wander through the area, keep an eye out for the cheeky kea parrots, who have a knack for swooping in at the worst possible moment - like when you’re trying to enjoy a snack. They’ll make you wonder if you accidentally entered a game of “Steal the Cracker,” where the birds are the champions! The drive through Arthur’s Pass is stunning, with the landscape shifting from lush forests to dramatic mountains faster than you can say “road trip!” Just remember to pull over occasionally; you’ll want to take those “I can’t believe I’m here” photos that are bound to make your friends jealous. As night falls, the stargazing here is phenomenal. You’ll find yourself lying on the ground, wondering why you don’t do this more often, while trying to convince yourself that those shooting stars are just your imagination running wild. So grab your hiking boots, your sense of wonder, and of course, don’t forget your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle.
HANMER SPRINGS is like the ultimate relaxation retreat, where the only thing on your to-do list is to soak in hot springs and perhaps contemplate the meaning of life - or just how many marshmallows you can roast at the nearby fire pit. Nestled in the mountains, this town is basically a cozy blanket of nature wrapped around a steaming bowl of relaxation. The hot pools themselves are a wonder; nothing says "I’m on vacation" quite like lounging in warm water while pretending you’re a character in a wellness retreat commercial. If you're feeling a bit more adventurous, the surrounding area offers plenty of hiking trails. Just remember to pack snacks and your New Zealand Bucket List Bottle. And let's not forget the quaint town itself, which features charming shops and delightful cafés. You can grab a coffee and sit back, pretending to read a book while actually people-watching. The locals are friendly and may even share some hilarious tales of their own outdoor mishaps!
KAIKOURA is like the charming coastal town that knows it’s gorgeous and isn’t afraid to flaunt it! Nestled between the stunning mountains and the sparkling sea, it’s a place where whales and seals are the local celebrities, and everyone else is just trying to keep up. The main attraction here is the marine life, and you can’t visit without going on a whale-watching tour. Get ready to board a boat that promises you’ll see the magnificent sperm whales. As you cruise the waters, you might find yourself staring in awe as these massive creatures breach the surface, while secretly wondering how on earth they fit that much blubber into their bodies. Meanwhile, the dolphins might show off their acrobatics, leaping around like they’re auditioning for a marine circus - just don’t be too jealous of their gracefulness! Back on land, the local seals are also living their best lives, lounging on the rocks like they just finished a spa day. If you catch them mid-yawn, it’s a perfect reminder that sometimes, life is just about taking a nap in the sun. Be careful not to get too close; those seals can be quite the divas! Kaikoura is also a haven for fresh seafood, particularly crayfish, which is basically the town’s claim to fame. You can grab a delicious lobster roll but be prepared for the inevitable “Why can’t I make this at home?” moment - it’s just not the same when your kitchen doesn’t have an ocean view. If you’re feeling adventurous, hiking the Kaikoura Peninsula Walkway is a must. The views are so stunning you might feel like you’re in a painting. The sunsets in Kaikoura are nothing short of magical, painting the sky in hues that will make your Instagram followers green with envy. Just be sure to have your camera ready because you’ll want to capture the moment before the sun disappears faster than a fish escaping a hungry seal.
